Mofongo and Matzo Balls.

Pretty. Witty. Girly. Wordly. I like to go out and party, but I come home early.

November 26, 2012 11:19 pm

This chick on Catfish has an  internet boyfriend AND a real life boyfriend.

And Im just…like…over here….

Man…

August 25, 2012 10:15 am

The meals I made last night and this morning…I amazed myself. 

Those meals deserved to be served to someone.

Dah well. 

July 31, 2012 9:29 pm

I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT 

(via hazeleyed1)

July 9, 2012 5:04 pm

cuntbutter replied to your post: Ziggy gets awwwwllll the #heyboos.
I’m saying. I don’t get any :(

You do from me!!!

I don’t get any either :(

July 8, 2012 10:50 pm

What Goes on in My G-Chat on a Regular Basis

  • Her: i miss writing, dance took it from me.
  • Me: i miss sex. being unattractive took that from me
  • Her: hahahahahahahahahaha i miss sex, america took that from me
  • Her: oh say can you see......yourself forever alone…
June 20, 2012 10:19 pm

*puts hands together in prayer motion*

thank you sweet baby moses for the hidden beers I found in my fridge.

Ah-Mane.