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November 17, 2012 1:19 pm

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minniedisaster:

Fail Twerk Of The Week: 2 Girls Try To Get It To “She Can Twerk”

Yoooo me and my friend made it on WSHH I’m the chick in the leotard 

This is the saddest shit I ever saw… I think my penis just retracted back into my body…

  1. nubianandroid reblogged this from kyssthis16 and added:
    impressive use of gifs
  2. differentpieces reblogged this from minniedisaster and added:
    hahah people are so stupid. I think I lost...when she fell over lol
  3. pamagotchi reblogged this from differentreality and added:
    i just
  4. differentreality reblogged this from minniedisaster and added:
    I’ve never been more ashamed to be white… I want to cry… This is just...saddest thing. I...
  5. notasimplebeauty reblogged this from jovem-gorda-esquisita-queer
  6. jovem-gorda-esquisita-queer reblogged this from vanessakaye and added:
    …I can’t. I just…I can’t..and never will be able too.
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  11. notesforhollywood reblogged this from blackwhiteandjewish and added:
    no. no. no. no. no. no.
  12. ifansmarchog reblogged this from charlespudding and added:
    i just threw up.
  13. thisbiitcchh reblogged this from cosasdelaavida and added:
    she got it from her momma
  14. flalalaorida reblogged this from bullshitville and added:
    what people fuckery of the month
  15. herawkwardregalness reblogged this from tonka-zone and added:
    I couldn’t even finish this. the fact that her “mom taught” and they thought twerkin involved using your hands to jiggle...
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  17. bullshitville reblogged this from blacktemple and added:
    lawd have mercy….
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  19. charlespudding reblogged this from andeventhis and added:
    hi everybody, i’m kelli, with an ‘i’
  20. heylacara reblogged this from laura8vanessa and added:
    LOL!
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  22. speakingmyownlanguage reblogged this from saysaysymone and added:
    I knew my life was going to end when she stated that her MOM taught her how to twerk like…. I just can’t
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  25. trespip reblogged this from tallyo and added:
    whyyyyyyyomgwhyyyyy would you do this?! please dont…just never ever ever ever ever try this again omg just no, do NOT...
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  30. lafleur-de-z reblogged this from blacktemple and added:
    How could they think that was… What were they… I mean the hands on her cheeks… the muscles involved in shaking your ass...
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