Mofongo and Matzo Balls.

On a never ending journey for self discovery and my Killa tape.

July 30, 2014 8:40 pm

good lord

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2:04 pm

thetallblacknerd:

Woman: I have the pussy

Me: image

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2:00 pm

king-beefsquatch replied to your post: “I dont read superhero comics very often if at all but I really want to…”:
DC & Marvel have a long standing history of love hate relationships. The Goddess of Marvel Storm fought the Goddess of DC Wonder Woman. The fight doesn’t make sense, but it was prolly a crossover comic

crossovers make my head hurt 

1:59 pm

cakesandhippyshakes replied to your post: “I dont read superhero comics very often if at all but I really want to…”:
The only time I can recall them fighting was in Secret Wars on Infinite Earth. That came out in 1996. Where do you see this?

here. On tumblr. If i see it again I’ll reblog and tag you

1:59 pm

fish-dinner-connoisseur replied to your post: “I dont read superhero comics very often if at all but I really want to…”:
ignore anything where dc violates the sanctity of marvel comics

Fair enough

1:58 pm

Reblog wit the name of your favorite rapper and the title of their worse song.

a-leeroi:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

introspectivemeltdown:

titytwochainz:

Migos: Thank You God

Big Pun: Parental discretion

Hov: Justify My Thug

Did you like ‘Sunshine’ more than ‘Justify My Thug’? Maybe I’m conflating the song and it’s visual but it brings up no good feelings.

Sunshine is god awful.  Really bad. 

But  Ima just stick with my original choice. For two reasons:  Justify my Thug was more recent. But more importantly, it was on The Black Album which is overall a better album than Vol 1. The Black Album had no business having that trash ass song on it. 

1:49 pm

I dont read superhero comics very often if at all but I really want to know why Storm and Wonder Woman were fighting in that set of panels I keep seeing.

Im so distraught.

WHY ARE THEY FIGHTING EACH OTHER

July 29, 2014 10:53 pm 9:42 pm 9:41 pm 9:02 pm
"Why yes, Plus Size Brand, I would love to buy a shapeless white tshirt with some huge lettering and an animal print."

no plus size person ever (via femmadilemma)

"Such fine quality, and only $30! What a deal!"
- an additional zero people

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Thank GOD it has those shoulder cutouts.

-negative 1 person

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8:51 pm

Sometimes I just respond “I’m Jewish.”

8:51 pm

lacquerandcandy:

hollycourt55377:

lacquerandcandy:

I hate when you’re talking about something sexual, and somebody pops up with, “You need Jesus.” 
Uh first of all, he and I are besties. I know him, we go to the mall every Saturday to get some lunch, and buy socks together, Jesus and I are homies. You need to mind ya business and stay blessed.

Right because I got Jesus. Been had Jesus. But what I really need is some dick. That’s why I’m talking about it.

Hallelujah! Shouldafinancedthathyundaibutineededtopaythelightbill!

8:27 pm

lacquerandcandy:

You know, after extensive research, and countless hours doing volunteer work, I’ve found that there’s really no wrong way to ask your boo when they tryna eat it, or when you can sit on their face while they recite the alphabet. 

A true philanthropist. 

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7:56 pm
neighborhoodspaceman replied to your photo: “I lost my glasses. Then I found my glasses.”:
I LOVE THOSE GLASSES! YOU LOOK SO ADORBS.

Oh gosh, thank you <3