Mofongo and Matzo Balls.

Supreme neck protector.

April 25, 2014 1:40 am

blikedante:

I gotta stop being so self deprecating at times 

nah

12:28 am
  • me: wow I'm fat
  • me: maybe I look ok
  • me: I AM PERFECT THE WAY I AM
  • me: I'm fucking disgusting I'm losing weight now
  • me: I am more than just my weight!
  • me: who the fuck cares about anything
  • me: I AM SO FAT.
  • me: idk curves are beautiful i am beautiful
  • me: i hate myself
12:20 am
str8nochaser replied to your photo: “I love this scene.”:
me n you… kill bill volumes one and two. sittin on yo couch like woah… eatin’ cookies and reciting dialogue *to the tune of the chorus of elevators by outkast*

you so bae

12:20 am
hollycourt55377 replied to your photo: “Diva in the elevator: this box is moving bro. Whys it moving bro?!?”:
She’s so beautuful. Is it weird to wanna be friends with a dog?

def NOT. especially with her. shes so friendly and just wants cuddles all the time

12:14 am

askerquestioner

Anonymous: Those thigh meats

12:12 am
Diva in the elevator: this box is moving bro. Whys it moving bro?!?

Diva in the elevator: this box is moving bro. Whys it moving bro?!?

April 24, 2014 11:50 pm

such a charmer 

11:50 pm 11:48 pm 11:47 pm

I love this scene.

11:40 pm

boychic:

white people is gonna take thot and run with it

GOOD. Then maybe it will die

(via jeankd)

11:30 pm 11:28 pm

Jesus please bring me a man that doesnt subscribe to these fuck boy tendencies.

Please. 

11:26 pm
titytwochainz:

brispyedges:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

As you get older you mind less about being “whipped.”

No the fuck you don’t. Random shirtless white dude and Milkshake men are trying to lead y’all astray on some “Yes, dear” shit
Stick to your guns, make her tie her own shoes.

Nah. If you doing it just for ya niggas he right. That’s corny. Especially if you be on some simp shit at the crib.

This is an argument? For real? You are literally saying that you would rather say no to your girl to look good in front of your boys, than to say yes to your girl.
Ya’ll so different. 

titytwochainz:

brispyedges:

chocolatecakesandthickmilkshakes:

As you get older you mind less about being “whipped.”

No the fuck you don’t. Random shirtless white dude and Milkshake men are trying to lead y’all astray on some “Yes, dear” shit

Stick to your guns, make her tie her own shoes.

Nah. If you doing it just for ya niggas he right. That’s corny. Especially if you be on some simp shit at the crib.

This is an argument? For real? You are literally saying that you would rather say no to your girl to look good in front of your boys, than to say yes to your girl.

Ya’ll so different. 

(Source: cumaddict72, via imabrickshithouse)

11:24 pm

the-blackest-eternally:

ramblingsofanurbanjawn:

Come over and drink whiskey and watch Kill Bill 2 and let me choke on you then let me fall asleep on you while you rub my butt and tell me Im pretty, bae.

lol I was like “choke on you?”, that’s farther into the kink than I wanna go, hands all around my neck and shit. Then after scrolling down a little ways and seeing a porn gif I was like “OHHHHHH!!!
Choke on yooooouuuuuuuuuu!!!!” I ain’t slow y’all, I promise…

LMFAOOOO.